Assalamualaikum

Assalamualaikum to all my silent readers and never-settle-down stalkers (and haters too). It may not a very good yet condusive time to give this blog a dosage of fabulousness. But then, I think this is a good chance for me to introduce myself with humble voice.

Firstly, watashi no namae wa Naqibu desu. Yup... my name is Naqib and I'm totally proud of my name although there are dozens of people out there misspelled my name (Najib la Naquib la bla bla bla)... According to wikipedia (read this with an old professor voice with English accent), Naqib means "he who investigates, verifies". Mmmmm..... no wonder............ (stalker alert)...... and don't forget my dad's name- Huzil..... Ever heard about it???? No, isn't it? I have been searching for decades regarding my dad's name. His nickname back when he was in kampung is literally much better.

I was born in a typical Malay family... One dad, one mum, two sisters ( sistars?)........ We conversed in Malay and sometimes we converse in rojak pattern (speaking English in sarcastic ways)... My sisters......nantilah cite :P..... Malacca is my current place whereby my villa (lah sangat) is situated. No butler no maid etc....

Nothing special about me. Rich brat is totally not me. I love weird stuff and I'm the one who is quite professional in escaping P.E. classes back in my high school years (seram plak teringat)..... I think this is enough for today since one of my friend is totally eager to read my first post ,,, haisshhhh... K... bye.... dah pi tido...